It wasn't really all that hard to find Rammy's discord account. Keep this between us but uhhh I was in the Dungeons and Dragons club back in highschool. Initially because DnD was the cool geek thing that nerds love, and I'm a nerd and a geek wowee!!!! And I'm telling you, as much as nerd culture and DnD has been popularized by stuff like the internet and stupid Netflix TV shows, it is still definitely a "nerd" thing, at least at my school. Just replace skinny white poindexters who get idk shoved into lockers with queer neurodivergent folks. The only straight thing there was the sides of the D6 they rolled to initiate a passionate kissing scene between a bbc daddy orc and a nonbinary tiefling oh god.
Holy I can write all about that. If you haven't noticed I get off topic a LOT. I'll come back and link the logs that relate to whatever hogwash I start blabbering about later once I make 'em. ANYWAY, I was in the discord server for the club and surprisingly, so was Rammy. They weren't actually a club member, though, rather the "President's Pookie". Jules was the president of the DnD club. Huh, how about that. Hm.
It seems Jules and Rammy were a lot closer than I originally thought, which made me even more determined to find out the "trick"…man this is hard to write. So I send Rammy a friend request, and I guess the mutual DnD server paired with Scott and Red being mutual friends led to them accepting it. heheh guess I'm a pretty popular guy hoho.
I'm just going to show you my opening message because a summary won't do it justice.
Yes that was a real image of me irl. why does everything hurt. It hurts so so much.
As a result of some hydrogen atom in the Andromeda galaxy being displaced a billionth of a centimeter to the right, causing a neuron in their brain to send the incorrect signal via QUANTUM ENTANGLMENT, they reply to me."LMAO yeah sure go ahead!". And I just lay it ALL OUT THERE. Absolutely ZERO subtlety. I told, didn't show. A filmbro's greatest nightmare.
The two minutes it took for them to reply was torture. The literal time dilation that occurs while texting has to be studied I swear. But eventually I saw that stupid fat fuck sucking cock with a smile on his face that discord uses as its logo in my notification bar. Excuse my language.
wow. so making friends is up to plain nepotism and chance. Meritocracy my ass. Though, they were completely right. I'm only friends with Red because he went up to me in freshman year history. Scott and I became friends after being seated next to each other in physics. And even now I'm only talking to Rammy because of the connections they had to Scott, Red, and Jules.
I finally got the key to open a lock that didn't even exist. Cool. Great. Welp, I did what I wanted to do so now I got no reason to talk to them anymore. Mhm.